• teacher: you have a new classmate
  • me: please for the love of god be a hot boy
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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urban-prada:

Fashion, cute boys, and celebs. x
deanwasneversafe:

poppypicklesticks:

funnyandhilarious:

Paradise For Any Kid »

I’d need more then an hour in that bullpit 

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds
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pilesofgryles:

whenever i hit the clubs bouncers be like “I.D. please”

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