awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

(Source: awkwardvagina, via vas-happenin-team)

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

(via kayllurr)

what if everyone in one direction was black

cash money young money direction with their hit single what makes you fine as hell damn shawty what cho name is

(Source: brattyhealy, via tattookink)

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

(via druemllac)